Say, do you know about the Hell Correspondence? The one where you post your request to the website at midnight, and it'll take whatever revenge on your behalf.
Here's the website.
Hell Correspondence
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I actually tried this once, and it was true. I typed Tom Marvolo Riddle, and then when I thought that all hopes are gone, I tried reading the Book 7 of HP.
And then I read it, Tom Marvolo Riddle is dead. Creepy website.